I have it real bad for Bill Clinton. It’s not even something I can discuss in polite company. Bill just e-mailed me and my heart clawed its way into my throat and my stomach started feeling funny like I was on a first date. For an all too brief moment, I genuinely thought Bill had e-mailed me to tell me he loved me and where we were going to meet tonight. That was a great, great moment.
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I’m uncomfortable. Ha!
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Oh definitely. I even have a crush on Darrell Hammond, just for playing Bill on SNL.
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This was featured in #Election 2012
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blissfullyunwed said:
It’s SO UNFAIR because I would give a kidney to be his sexy secretary, but I could never do that to Hils because hos before bros… the world is a cruel place. :(
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kellymce said:
My brother and his friends made a zine of Bill Clinton poetry. Any chance you’d want a copy?
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girlvswhale said:
That happened to me when Beyonce emailed me. I thought, for just one second, the B really wanted to say hello and be my best friend.
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